she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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