oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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