We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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