It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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