haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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