YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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