i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
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