like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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