I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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