She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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