Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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