just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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