Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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