FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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