like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Can you bring me the toilet please
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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