I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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