Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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