For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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