Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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