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guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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