I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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