When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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