i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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