im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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