There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Randomize