do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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