Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
