Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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