I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
