and you said cock pushups were impossible
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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