He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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