I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Randomize
