come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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