Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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