Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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