good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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