Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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