i just wanna soil my oats bro
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
