Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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