talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
false alarm. still invincible.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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