Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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