It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I just want nice things and good sex
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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