i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
what day is it and did you see me today?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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