I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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