Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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