Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You made out with two different species that night
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Let the clothes fall where they may.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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