i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
