Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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