god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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