Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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