Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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