just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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