I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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