it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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