After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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