I'll bet she douches with gravy.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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