But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Randomize
