Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
And the cops told us we were all naked.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
